Hungry Ram

Find out what your website is quietly costing you.

We check every page of your site, how it shows up on Google and how fast it loads, then send you a plain-English report with the three things to fix first. Free, and you don't need to send us any passwords.

  • Free, no catch
  • Every page checked
  • Report in plain English

5/5 from 34 reviews

What you get

A report you can actually read.

Not a 40-page printout of jargon. A clear scorecard, the fixes that matter, and every problem with the pages it's on. A link to open on any device, and a PDF to keep.

A score and a grade for every part of your site

Pages, Google, speed, phones and security, each graded, so you know where you stand in ten seconds.

The three fixes that matter most

Out of everything we find, the three that will make the biggest difference, first.

How you show up on Google

How many searches you come up for, the ones you're almost on page one for, and a year of your Google visitors as a graph.

Every broken page and wrong turn

Pages that no longer exist, links that send people to the wrong place, and which of your pages link to them.

Your speed, explained

Google's own speed test on phones and computers, with what's slowing you down in plain words.

Every page we checked

A table of every page, searchable and filterable, so you or your web person can work through it.

Sound familiar?

Most people ask for an audit when something feels off.

“The phone used to ring more.”

Your Google visitors over the last year show when things dropped, and the report points to the likely reasons.

“We got a new website and lost our rankings.”

Old pages that no longer exist and links that go nowhere are the usual cause. We list every one.

“I honestly don't know if my site is working.”

A score and grades tell you in seconds, and the three fixes tell you what to do about it.

“We're thinking about a new website.”

Know what's worth keeping before you start, so a redesign doesn't undo the rankings you have.

“Our web person stopped answering.”

See exactly what state your site is in, in a report you can hand to whoever takes over.

“I had issues with my previous website and web designer and I was losing customers without even knowing.”
Angel Torres, Torres Drain & Water Heaters
How it works

Thirty seconds from you. The rest is on us.

  1. 01

    Send us your website

    Your address and where to send the report. That's it.

  2. 02

    We check every page

    Our crawler reads up to 500 pages, runs Google's speed test and looks up how you show up on Google. Then Ram reads it.

  3. 03

    You get your report

    A link and a PDF, with the three fixes first. If you want help, we'll talk. If not, it's yours to keep.

Get your free audit

Three quick questions and we take it from there.

By submitting this form, you agree that Hungry Ram may use the information you provide to respond to your inquiry and prepare project recommendations. Submission does not create a contract or guarantee that services will be provided. Please do not include passwords, payment information, or other sensitive personal information. See our Privacy Policy and Terms and Conditions.

No passwords needed. Nothing on your site changes.

Questions people ask first

Is it really free?

Yes. No card, no contract. It's how most of our clients first get to know us, and the report is yours either way.

Do you need my passwords?

No. We only look at what your visitors and Google can see, so nothing on your site changes.

Will you keep calling me?

No. We send the report and one follow-up to ask if you have questions. If you'd like help, you tell us.

What if my site is small or new?

Still worth it. Small sites are where one broken page or a slow home page hurts the most.

I already have a web person. Is this useful?

Yes. Every problem comes with the pages it's on, so you can hand the report straight to them.

Do you only work with businesses in Orange County?

We're based in Orange County, but we audit and build sites for businesses anywhere in the US.

Find out what's wrong before your customers do.

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